1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:03,399 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,599 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,999 castles, daring knights 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,799 Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians 5 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,199 Punishment from ancient times 6 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:15,039 Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless 7 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:18,039 measly Middle Ages 8 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,759 9 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,279 10 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,239 11 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:27,519 12 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,879 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,440 Horrible Histories presents... 14 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,399 History is filled with brilliant brains 15 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,519 who've changed our lives with their amazing ideas, 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,039 theories and inventions. 17 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,839 And my Victorian age was stuffed with them! 18 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,639 Charles Dickens transformed writing - I love his stuff. 19 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,319 Florence Nightingale basically created modern nursing. 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,559 You're welcome! 21 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,999 And Charles Darwin revolutionised scientific theory - 22 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,679 two of them also had great facial hair. 23 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,799 Not all of our Victorian brainboxes' ideas were winners, though. 24 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,719 Polish eye doctor LL Zamenhof, for example, 25 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,239 thought he'd invented a way of bringing about world peace. 26 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,000 Spoiler alert - he hadn't. 27 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,359 - Ahem. Friends, you represent the great 28 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,639 countries of the world. 29 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:24,119 And I believe that I have the answer for creating world peace. 30 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,279 - Really, Dr Zamenhof? 31 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:30,279 Ha! How is an unknown Polish eye doctor going to come up 32 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,399 with a plan for world peace? 33 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,519 We all speak different languages. 34 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,679 Half of the group can't understand what you're saying! 35 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,799 - IN FRENCH: 36 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,879 - See? 37 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,359 - There's the answer! 38 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,479 I believe that the world's problems are down to poor communication. 39 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,919 So I've come up with a new language. 40 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,999 It's simple and easy to learn 41 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,639 and will become the language of international communication. 42 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,479 Let me tell you a little bit about it. 43 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,119 - MUSIC: IN THE STYLE OF DESPACITO 44 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,519 - 45 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,839 46 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:06,279 solution 47 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:07,759 - ALL: - 48 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,439 - 49 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,759 50 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,399 51 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,999 52 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,319 Poland 53 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:24,039 conversation flowing 54 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,319 on growing 55 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,199 56 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,439 people 57 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,079 us equal 58 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,639 that's peaceful 59 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,159 60 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,519 61 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,159 understand, yeah 62 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,159 the surprise 63 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,479 recognise 64 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,919 65 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,239 66 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,439 67 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,919 68 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,319 69 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,559 70 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,959 71 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,279 72 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,519 - 73 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,119 74 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,239 75 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,759 76 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,079 - 77 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,359 78 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,599 79 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,400 80 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,599 - 81 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,279 Poland 82 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,959 conversation flowing 83 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,119 on growing 84 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,479 85 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,199 people 86 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,879 us equal 87 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,639 that's peaceful 88 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,120 - 89 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,810 Any questions? 90 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,839 - I wonder if rat is rato in Esperanto. 91 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,399 I guess we'll never know-o. 92 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,599 Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha! 93 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,719 Welcome to our look at 94 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,519 some brilliant historical brains. 95 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,639 And here to help us out is someone who seems to know everything. 96 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,759 It's actual Chaser, The Beast Mark Labbett. 97 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,799 Hello, Mark. - Hello, Rattus. 98 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,319 - Let's test your brainiac credentials, then. 99 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,839 When was the Battle of Hastings? 100 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,999 - 1066. 101 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,799 - Oh! You are good. 102 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,279 What's the biggest organ in the human body? 103 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:19,319 - The skin. 104 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,399 - Speedy! 105 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,479 Who is the next sketch about? 106 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,079 - What? How am I supposed to know that?! 107 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,679 Oh, bad luck, Mark! 108 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,039 - No, hang on, how was I supposed to know that? 109 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,839 You never told me! - All right, mate! 110 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,199 Don't go on about it. 111 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,639 No-one likes a sore loser. 112 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,719 The answer is John Wilkins. 113 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,239 In the 17th century, he was a member of The Royal Society, 114 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,959 a place where the brainboxes of the time went to swap ideas. 115 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,919 And it was there that Wilkins presented an amazing idea 116 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,879 that we still use today, 117 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,479 just not quite in the same way 118 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,639 FLUSHING 119 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,959 What's the capital of Ecuador? 120 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,479 - I'm not playing any more! 121 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,399 - But it's Quito. 122 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,799 Nice! 123 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,959 - And so I am delighted to present to you, 124 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,199 fellow members of the Royal Society, 125 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,479 my design for a submarine ark. 126 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,759 - Ooh! 127 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,279 - A boat that travels under the water. 128 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,519 - Oh! - Ha! 129 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,599 - Now, this ark, or submarine boat, 130 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,959 could change everything. 131 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,559 Imagine a vessel that could travel to any coast in the world 132 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,319 completely undetected. - Ooh. 133 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,999 - It won't be affected by the tides 134 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,639 or threatened by the ice when crossing under the Poles. 135 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,119 - Cool. 136 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,959 - There's just one problem which may mean this boat 137 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,479 can never be built. 138 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,000 I refer, of course, to how you deal with... 139 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,880 ..when you need to go. 140 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,159 - Go where? 141 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,959 - I know - on a voyage. 142 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,119 - No, no, no. - Oh! - No, no, no, no. 143 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,559 I'm talking about the toilet. 144 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,039 The little dolphin's room. 145 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,919 What do you do with the doodoo? 146 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,199 - Oh. The poo. 147 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,879 - I'm not sure we need the diagram. 148 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,079 - I disagree! 149 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,159 Imagine you're in a submarine and you're having a poo. 150 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,359 Are you imagining it? 151 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,159 - Yes, I think I've got it. 152 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,759 - Good, now, what do you do with the poo? 153 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,039 - Throw it out the window? 154 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,839 - No, well, you'll be under the sea, 155 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,399 so water would flood in and sink the boat. 156 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,800 - True, but I have the answer. 157 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,359 - What is it? 158 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,359 - It's a poo collecting bag. 159 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,599 It would be attached to a hole in the submarine. 160 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,599 You simply pop your poop inside, 161 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,159 close it up at one end, release the other and, hey, presto! 162 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,479 Away goes the poo. 163 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,039 - Poo aside, Wilkins, 164 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,919 I believe you've actually invented some kind of air lock. 165 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,119 This could be revolutionary. 166 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,159 - I know, right. 167 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,479 Super pooper. 168 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,679 - No, no, no, but you could use the same system to stock up 169 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,039 with food and fuel without ever having to come to the surface. 170 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,079 - Yes! A boat could lower them in from above 171 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,119 and you could take them in through the hole! 172 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,319 - This isn't just for poos, 173 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,639 this could be used for everything. 174 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,879 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Right?! 175 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,559 It's just a poo bag - for getting rid of poo! 176 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,239 Do you want a demonstration? It's really simple. 177 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,039 Look, right, you hold the bag out, right? 178 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,239 - Oh, absolutely not! - Oh! 179 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,999 - Look, Wilkins, this submarine is a triumph, 180 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,599 but your poo bags stink. 181 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,799 - All right, fine. But in the future, if you're ever in a submarine boat 182 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,599 and you feel a poo coming on, don't come crying to me! 183 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,599 - LOUD FART 184 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,239 - Ooh! Ooh. 185 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,079 I, erm, had a big lunch. 186 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,800 - Oh, it's...just reached me. - Oh! 187 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,599 Headteacher Ruth Thomas is looking for a new physics teacher 188 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,039 after Miss Evan's shoelaces got caught in Class 9F's rocket 189 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,400 and she suddenly relocated to Norfolk. 190 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,119 Welcome to Historical Educating. 191 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,719 - I'm quite excited about our new supply teacher. 192 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,759 He was such an important scientific figure 193 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,599 that he has more things named after him than almost anyone else. 194 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,079 Humboldt Mountains. 195 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,319 Humboldt Park. 196 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,799 Humboldt City. 197 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,639 Then there's even a part of the moon called Mare Humboldtianum. 198 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,679 Yeah. 199 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,839 - Class 7F's new teacher is Alexander Von Humboldt. 200 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,079 - Morgen! 201 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,159 - ALL: - Good morning, Mr Alexander Von Humboldt. 202 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,839 - Now, hands up, 203 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,079 who wants to help me with a scientific experiment? 204 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,239 - Me, me! 205 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,879 - Ja, Toby. 206 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,199 - Ow! - Very interesting. 207 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,959 Who else would like to help? 208 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,199 - DISSENTING MURMURS No. 209 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,399 - OK. 210 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,239 - Mr Von Humboldt experiments with animals and electricity, 211 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,559 which doesn't seem right, 212 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,159 because that's what Stephen Wilkins in 7P got excluded for. 213 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,319 - Here we have a beautiful dead bird. 214 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,519 - KIDS GASP 215 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,439 - Well, who here wants to see if we can 216 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,210 bring this birdie back to life with some electricity? 217 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,319 Yeah! Let's do this! 218 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,639 - ELECRICITY CRACKLES, POPS 219 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,719 KIDS GASP 220 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,279 - Well, that didn't work. 221 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,839 - He's such a science legend. 222 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,159 In fact, there's over 100 animals named after him - 223 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,999 like the Humboldt squid. 224 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,919 - ELECTRICITY HUMS Sir, that doesn't look very safe. 225 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,519 - Ah, don't worry, I've done this test before. 226 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,079 Sticking a wire up your bottom 227 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,119 is a perfectly valid scientific test. 228 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,719 Nothing can happen to me, 229 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,719 unless someone switches on the light. 230 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,959 - Mr Von Humboldt, 231 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,199 what do you think you're doing?! 232 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,319 - ALL: - No! 233 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,559 - ELECTRICITY POPS, HE SCREAMS 234 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,599 - Wow! 235 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,039 - How would you say that went? 236 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,439 - Pretty good. 237 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,719 Look, I don't know what the fuss is about. 238 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,239 Thanks to my experiment, 239 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,759 we now know that electrocuting yourself through the bottom 240 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,839 leads to nausea, cramps, 241 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,679 and it makes you do a little bit of wee. 242 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,759 - You're fired, Mr Von Humboldt. 243 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,519 You know the way out. 244 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,240 - I actually don't know the way out. 245 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,680 - Oh! 246 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,279 Excuse me. 247 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:29,990 I seem to have retained a little charge in my buttocks. 248 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,160 - Ah! 249 00:09:32,161 --> 00:09:35,439 - Ever been tempted to see what happens if you attach 250 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,519 electrodes to your bum, Mark? 251 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,599 - What? No, of course not. 252 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,119 - ELECTRICITY CRACKLES RATTUS YELLS 253 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,519 RATTUS COUGHS 254 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,399 No, me neither. 255 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,479 - And I can smell burning fur. 256 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,839 - At least you can't FEEL it. 257 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,399 Anyways, it's no surprise 258 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,319 that some of history's biggest brains have tried to tackle 259 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,879 history's biggest challenges - 260 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:58,159 like how to help win wars and how to save lives. 261 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,359 Marie Curie tried to do both. 262 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,159 What do you know about her, Mark? 263 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,559 - She was a brilliant Polish-French physicist 264 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,039 who did pioneering work with radioactivity. 265 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,679 - Correct. 266 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,799 And during the First World War, 267 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,479 she used her knowledge about X-rays 268 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,679 to try and help soldiers on the front line. 269 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,280 - Whoa! 270 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,239 Do you need to sit down? 271 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,519 - I don't think I'll be sitting down 272 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,799 for some time Mark. 273 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,159 RATTUS SIGHS 274 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,399 - What's up! Marie Curie here - 275 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,719 scientist, brainbox and winner of two Nobel Prizes. 276 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,879 Count 'em! 277 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,919 The Science Institute where I teach has shut 278 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,319 because all the men have been called up into the French army 279 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,519 to fight against Germany in this Great War. 280 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,319 I really want to help them, 281 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:46,079 so I am sending X-ray machines to the battlefields, 282 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,839 where doctors can use them to check for broken bones... - Ahh! 283 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,199 - ..and bits of metal in the wounded soldiers. 284 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,399 - Let's go save some lives! 285 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,239 - SHE STRAINS 286 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,640 - Oh, that is very heavy. 287 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,199 - SHE HEAVES 288 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,039 SHE GROANS, FARTS 289 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,760 - OK, pas de probleme. That's French for... 290 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,039 I have simply adapted both the X-ray machines 291 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:13,719 and the ambulance to serve our purpose! 292 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,039 Woohoo! 293 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,719 - Let's go! 294 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,399 - HORN BLARES 295 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,800 CRASH! 296 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,359 - Whoops. 297 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,359 OK, problem solved. 298 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,519 My 17-year-old daughter Irene can do the driving 299 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,600 while I am learning. 300 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,319 Pedal to the metal, Irene! 301 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,759 - Come on! 302 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,960 - HORN BLARES 303 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,600 CRASH! 304 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,199 - OK, we have made it to the front line 305 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,839 and we are ready to go to work! 306 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,839 Er, lieutenant, if you can just... 307 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,519 - Erm... 308 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,079 No. OK. 309 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,999 If it's just, er... 310 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,639 OK, so I have only really taught about X-rays, 311 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,879 I haven't really used the machines before as such. 312 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,280 - SCREAMING 313 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,159 - Well, everything has settled down a bit. 314 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:23,039 And I have organised 200 battlefield X-ray units 315 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:27,159 and 20 of these mobile X-ray ambulances. 316 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,399 They've even called them Little Curies after me - 317 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,559 so cute! 318 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,919 So I think I can say I have done my bit. 319 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,719 Au revoir! 320 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,119 Come on. Little Curie away! 321 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,680 - HORN BLARES 322 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,240 CRASH! 323 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,399 Well, Dr Skinner. 324 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,479 We're hoping you've come up with something that will help us 325 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,599 to defeat the Nazis. 326 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,519 - Gentlemen, I believe I have. 327 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,639 A massive advance in missile accuracy 328 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,599 piloted missiles. 329 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,279 - Piloted? 330 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,199 But who would be stupid enough to pilot a missile 331 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,519 that was going to explode? 332 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,570 COOING 333 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,600 - Gentlemen, meet your new pilot. 334 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,760 - PIGEON COOS 335 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,159 You want a pigeon to fly the bomb? 336 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,319 - Of course not! 337 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,959 - THEY CHUCKLE 338 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,239 - I want three pigeons to fly the bomb. 339 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,679 Gentlemen, each pigeon harnessed inside the missile 340 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,999 has been trained to peck at the target 341 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,039 when they see it. 342 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,239 This pecking transmits a signal 343 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,239 via the bird's beak which controls 344 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:40,599 the bomb's tail fins and directs it towards the target! 345 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,879 "Oh, nein, you've destroyed my Nazi battleship! 346 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,959 "Who'd have suspected a pigeon?! 347 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,199 "Oh, somebody give Skinner a promotion." 348 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,639 - Are we being pranked? 349 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,919 Do you want us to entrust the war to...to birds?! 350 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,599 - These are no ordinary birds, sir. - PIGEON COOS 351 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:00,199 - My pigeons are graduates of the Skinner School of Aviation. 352 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,399 - You created a flying school for pigeons? 353 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,599 - Well, they're... 354 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,279 They're not going to train themselves, are they? 355 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,439 Who is this guy? 356 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,519 - SKINNER LAUGHS 357 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,799 - Let me show you something. 358 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,079 - GUNSHOTS 359 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,719 Whoa! What are you doing?! 360 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,119 - A demonstration, sir! 361 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,319 Each pigeon has been trained to ignore 362 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,639 the distractions of war. 363 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:17,919 - SHUTTER CLICKS 364 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,719 Ah, my eyes! My eyes! 365 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,199 - See, it didn't even flinch. 366 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,599 - Thank you, Dr Skinner. 367 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,919 We have heard enough. 368 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,399 I'm sorry to disappoint you, 369 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,959 but it's a terrible idea. 370 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,159 I'm sure implementing your pigeon plan would have been 371 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,399 a real coup and I don't want you to get in a flap... 372 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,839 PIGEON COOS, WINGS FLUTTER ..but it's time for you 373 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,359 and your pigeons to take off. 374 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,919 Hey, where did that pigeon go? 375 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,879 FARTING 376 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,199 PIGEON COOS 377 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,730 - I told you they were trained to hit enemy targets. 378 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,439 - OK, so not all wartime ideas were winners. 379 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,959 You know, Mark, some people say 380 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,759 pigeons are like rats with wings. 381 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,759 Talk about a compliment! 382 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,919 I'd make a great pigeon. 383 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,159 RATTUS CLEARS THROAT 384 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,839 RATTUS COOS 385 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,039 RATTUS SQUAWKS 386 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,319 - Let's move on to a brilliant wartime brain 387 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,319 who really did change all our lives. 388 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,479 Alan Turing. 389 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,959 - Oh, good call! 390 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,199 He helped crack an unbreakable Nazi code 391 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,359 in World War II and turned the tide of the war. 392 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:26,919 However, not everything this genius did was quite as clever. 393 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,280 RATTUS COOS 394 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,439 - You know, I didn't expect Alan Turing, 395 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,959 one of the geniuses who cracked the secret Nazi code, 396 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,759 a top computing wizard, to be quite so eccentric. 397 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,279 - What do you mean eccentric? 398 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:46,639 - Well, at work, you keep your mug chained to a radiator. 399 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,879 - That's not eccentric, 400 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,199 that's clever! 401 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,879 It means I know exactly where my mug is at all times. 402 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,799 - And you hold your trousers up with string. 403 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,359 - Of course I do! 404 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,879 They fall down without it. 405 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:01,359 - One time, I saw you cycle to work wearing a gas mask. 406 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,359 - Well, that's to stop me getting hay fever - 407 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,519 and it works. 408 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,999 - Then there's the fact you've got us 409 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,039 pushing an empty baby buggy around the woods. 410 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,599 - I've got to put the treasure in something when I find it, haven't I? 411 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,839 - Treasure? 412 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,839 - Yes. You see, back in 1940, 413 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,759 I discovered that silver would be worth more after the war. 414 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,039 - OK. - And so I took my life savings and converted them 415 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,159 into two heavy silver ingots. 416 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,679 - Now that IS clever. 417 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,639 - I then came into the woods, buried the silver, 418 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,399 and now we are going to dig it up again. 419 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,039 - And you remember where you buried it? 420 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,159 - That's the cleverest part, I don't need to. 421 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,599 I designed a code to tell me where the treasure is. 422 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,799 And it's so devilishly difficult 423 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,799 that only I can crack it. 424 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,959 All I need to do is solve the code 425 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,520 and we'll know where the silver's buried. 426 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,239 - Well, what does the code say? 427 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,720 - Erm, just a minute. 428 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,079 - You can't crack the code, can you? 429 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,399 - Of course I can! 430 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,679 I've cracked some of the most fiendish codes ever created! 431 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,679 What, you really think I can't crack my own code?! 432 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,799 All right, fine! 433 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,479 I haven't a clue! 434 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,199 Curse past me for being cleverer than future me! 435 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,679 - Let's hire a metal detector. 436 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,440 - No, I remember it was by a big tree. 437 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,120 BIRD CAWS 438 00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:29,679 - Would you like me to get that metal detector? 439 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,730 - Yes, please. Yeah. 440 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,240 And a belt. - Yeah. 441 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,159 - Ni hao. Confucius here. 442 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,919 Teacher, philosopher, 443 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,839 writer of nifty sayings such as, 444 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,759 "When the wind blows, the grass bends." 445 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,919 - HE FARTS 446 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,559 - But what you may not know is I also turned my mind 447 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,920 to the serious subject of food. 448 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,959 I had some very strong views - 449 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:03,040 such as you should always eat meat with its proper sauce. 450 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:09,119 And of course, I hate peaches! 451 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,199 No! 452 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,559 Seriously, ugh! 453 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,159 Say no to peaches! 454 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,279 Down with peaches! 455 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,240 Oh, no, wait, it's a plum. 456 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,279 Panic over. 457 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,679 - 458 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:27,559 - Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, and I walked on the moon. 459 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,079 That wouldn't have been possible without brainboxes 460 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,559 studying the stars and working out how to get me there. 461 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,559 As far back as the Ancient Greek times, 462 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,599 people were staring up at the heavens 463 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,279 and trying to understand how space might work - 464 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,119 although the people around them at the time 465 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,559 weren't always ready to understand their genius. 466 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,919 Ugh! 467 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,359 I wish they'd also thought of a way of letting THOSE out of a spacesuit. 468 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,239 OWL HOOTS 469 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,119 - Attention, people of Thessaly. 470 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,439 I, Aglaonice, 471 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,839 have been studying the moon 472 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,759 as I help develop a science called astronomy. 473 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,959 - Astrona...what now? 474 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,479 - The science of the stars. 475 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,999 And today I'm able to give you 476 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,959 the perfect example of the uses of this science. 477 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,279 Yay! 478 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,399 - Can you juggle? There was a juggler last week. 479 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,559 - Oh, he was great. 480 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,759 - Top class entertainer. - Yeah. 481 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,479 - N-No. No. But this is much more exciting than juggling. 482 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,839 Using astronomy, 483 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,159 I can predict when there will be a full moon. 484 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,679 And I can predict a lunar eclipse. 485 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,719 - What, like when the moon disappears or changes colour? 486 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,359 Ha! Sure you can! 487 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,879 - I predict that there will be a lunar eclipse right now. 488 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,759 - TERRIFIED GASPS 489 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,399 - Ohh! 490 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,519 - SHE SQUEALS 491 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,999 - See? Astronomy is pretty cool, right? 492 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,520 - She's changed the moon! 493 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,919 - What? No. 494 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,799 I just told you when it would change, 495 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,910 it's going to be back to normal in a second. 496 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,759 - See? 497 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,119 - ALL: - Ah! 498 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,199 - She's a moon witch! 499 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,439 - What? - Oh! 500 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,679 Oh, please, don't use your moon witch powers against us! 501 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,239 - I'm not a witch, I just love astronomy. 502 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,279 And I'm like really clever. 503 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,999 You wouldn't act like this if I was a man. 504 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,359 - That's exactly what a moon witch WOULD say! 505 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,639 CROWD WHIMPERS 506 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,799 - Please, do not hurt us, oh, moon witch! 507 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,439 - Look, let me explain. 508 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,559 - Ahh! Her face has gone! 509 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,959 PANICKED CRIES 510 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,239 - She's gone and vanished it with her moon witchy powers. 511 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,439 - W-What? 512 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,679 No! Her face is back! 513 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,839 It was gone, now it's back! 514 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,079 She can make her face go and come at will! 515 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,079 - Right, come on, guys, this is silly. 516 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,279 Stop worrying about moon powers. 517 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,519 - Thank you! 518 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,879 - If we worship her, 519 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,079 she may use her powers for good. 520 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,679 - CROWD WARBLE 521 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,599 - I'm just an astronomer who's devoted years to understanding the stars! 522 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,839 - We have angered her! 523 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,919 We wear her wrath! 524 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,639 - Tell us about your astronomy, 525 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,879 if it will so please you, oh, moon witch. 526 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,039 - Tell us your boring information! 527 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,399 - OK, it's quite simple, really. 528 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,919 The moon, it goes through several of what we call phases - 529 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,999 starting with the new moon 530 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,079 and then the first quarter. 531 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,759 - And then, erm... 532 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,119 - Shall we see if that juggler's on somewhere else? 533 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,879 - All of which I control with my moony witchy powers. 534 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,639 - I knew it! 535 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,279 Oh, she's going to turn us all into moon frogs! - Oh! 536 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,240 - At least they're listening, I guess. 537 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,380 - COMPUTER GAME TRILLS 538 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,239 Hi, I'm Katherine Johnson, 539 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,999 and my marvellous mind helped me graduate from college 540 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,759 with degrees in Maths and French at just 18 years old. 541 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,439 Mm-hm, mm-hm! 542 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,279 I believe that Mathematics is out of this world, 543 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,480 which is why I joined the American Space Agency NASA. 544 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,519 I worked on the mathematics of space flight 545 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,639 and helped NASA to launch a rocket to orbit the Earth 546 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,000 and then land on the Moon. 547 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,759 I was so good at maths, 548 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:49,199 the astronaut John Glenn said my mind was smarter than a computer. 549 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,879 Before his 1962 mission to orbit the Earth, 550 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,999 he refused to fly until I had personally double checked 551 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,520 the computer's calculations. 552 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,199 Although if I am really smarter than a computer, 553 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,199 how come I can never win this game? 554 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,519 GAME TRILLS 555 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,279 Oh! 556 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,079 Just five more minutes, then I will definitely get back to work. 557 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,200 Probably. 558 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,799 COMPUTER: - Game over. - Damn! 559 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,960 - 560 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,999 - 561 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,639 562 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,239 so that you can 563 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,439 564 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,399 hide your face 565 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,399 566 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,039 two or one 567 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,999 568 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,679 - Please welcome today's historical figure 569 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,039 who really needs the loo, Ada Lovelace! 570 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,200 - CHEERING 571 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,919 Greetings, friend. 572 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,199 - Ah... What is this? 573 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,839 - Are you Ada Lovelace? 574 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,199 The super brainy 19th century writer and mathematician? 575 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,359 - Well, yes, but... 576 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,839 - Then I am Loo Man! 577 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,999 APPLAUSE, CHEERING 578 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,079 - I'm sorry, 579 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,199 I was under the impression 580 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,839 that this was the little mathematician's room. 581 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,159 - I really, really need to... 582 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,639 Ada Lovelace, you have - 583 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,759 via means we do not need to go into right now - 584 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,519 travelled through time from the 19th century, 585 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,239 to use my first-rate toilet facilities! 586 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,399 - Oh, marvellous. 587 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,719 Where are they? 588 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,399 FLIES BUZZ 589 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,159 People are usually quite impressed by them. 590 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,319 - Really? 591 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,799 Answer questions one and two 592 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,399 and I'll let you do a... 593 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,759 AUDIENCE: - Poo! 594 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,519 - It's Plop Quiz time! 595 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,719 - What? 596 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,639 - Mathematician Ada Lovelace, 597 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,519 you must answer two questions about your life 598 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,679 before you may work out 599 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,479 your pressing logarithm. 600 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,159 - Fine, just get on with it! 601 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,239 - Question number one - 602 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,439 what is your weirdest secret? 603 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,439 - Well, when I was a teenager, 604 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,639 I developed an irrational fear of beds, 605 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,599 - SHE FARTS 606 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,719 No, that is pretty weird. 607 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,399 Question number two. 608 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,999 Tell us a little-known fact about you, Ada Lovelace. 609 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,039 - Well, I... 610 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,759 I worked with my friend, the inventor Charles Babbage. 611 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,999 I described how he could programme his computational machine 612 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,919 to solve complex calculations. 613 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,919 - Charles Babbage is remembered as 614 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,879 the inventor of something called a computer. 615 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,759 And you're remembered as one of the first computer programmers. 616 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:14,999 - Yes, that's right! I've... I've... 617 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,199 I've done your questions now. 618 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,519 Gangway! - You may pass. 619 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,600 LAUGHTER 620 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,359 Join us next time 621 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,679 when I'll be stopping more historical celebs... 622 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,399 ..from doing a poo 623 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,399 to ask questions just for you. 624 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,519 CHEERING, APPLAUSE 625 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,719 FARTING 626 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,239 Now your ones and twos are really adding up there, Ada. 627 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,440 LAUGHTER 628 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,759 A strange guy, Loo Man. 629 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,239 We've got something in common, you know. 630 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,439 - Is it the smell? 631 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,039 - No! We both look good in a cape. 632 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,519 What do you mean the smell? 633 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,559 Charming! 634 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,919 - Well, you do live in the sewer. 635 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,119 - Hmm, that's fair. 636 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,599 Well, we've come to the end 637 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,199 and I suppose the best advice 638 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,759 if you want to be a brilliant brain like that lot is 639 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,559 to try your best. 640 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,279 - Be creative, think outside the box. 641 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,719 - And be as unusual as you like. 642 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,479 This lady certainly did that. 643 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,759 12th century German nun Hildegard Von Bingen something 644 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,839 a brainy pioneer who did a bit of everything. 645 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,799 CYMBAL CRASHES 646 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,719 Cos, you know, cos she... She's a nun. 647 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,359 - That's a terrible joke! 648 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,359 - CYMBAL CRASHES 649 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,800 RATTUS LAUGHS 650 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,360 MUSIC: IN THE STYLE OF BLINDING LIGHTS 651 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,480 - 652 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,599 653 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,959 654 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,799 655 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,600 656 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,679 657 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,239 658 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,439 659 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,479 - HE COUGHS 660 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,719 - meds to cure them 661 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,119 662 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:57,279 V-H-world 663 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,479 664 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:03,319 665 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,320 this down" 666 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,799 667 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,800 668 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,800 that I've found" 669 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,640 670 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,000 671 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,560 - FARTING 672 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,319 - What dog? 673 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:32,760 674 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,439 675 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,119 676 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,280 677 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,159 astounds me 678 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,999 679 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,159 Wrote nine volumes. 680 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,879 681 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,479 682 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,800 683 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,720 knowledge, too" 684 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,359 - Letters every day 685 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,999 - - Emperors to say 686 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,400 - better way" 687 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,199 688 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,960 689 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,520 inspiring you" 690 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,199 691 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,520 692 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,920 true. 693 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,839 - I, Son... 694 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,399 - LAUGHTER 695 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,919 What you do with... 696 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,559 OK. That's more difficult than it looks. 697 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,799 - And helped NASA to launch a rocket to the orbid... 698 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,119 - LAUGHTER 699 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,239 700 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,679 701 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,720 702 00:28:02,770 --> 00:28:07,320 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0